DE,Paul Dunning - Page 180/1 DS,inserter CT,20,T PN,18001 SC,0001 PS,C000 RE,0 OL,0,XXXXXXXXTEEFAX mpp DAY dd MTH C hh:nn.ss OL,1,Q x||x0V~#$~#4 5s! ~#$s!k7h7# "!k7  OL,2,R`||||tUor5op%op%p0 or5p0j5`r9 `0j5 s OL,3,Rgh41|b%CHalf-fish, half-frog Michael OL,4,R*||y|> CCove here! I'm the Government's OL,5,Rjwtpv GexpertCon experting! I know all OL,6,W {=91 Cyou need to know,Gand less! OL,7,W./*/*/-Z,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, OL,8,FWhy waste your time looking stuff up, OL,9,For asking someone who knows, for an OL,10,Fanswer, when you can get it all from OL,11,Ca friend in a pub? OL,13,FOr if, like me, you have no friends, OL,14,FthenCMAKE ONE UP!FThat's what I do, and OL,15,FI almost became leader of the Tories! OL,17,FAnyway, that's enough from me. I'm off OL,18,Fto collectCa million poundsFfor my OL,19,F"expert" opinion in the papers! OL,21,FI love my life. I live in a bowl full OL,22,Fof water, andCSarah VineFfeeds me! FL,0,0,0,0,100,100 DE,Paul Dunning - Page 180/2 DS,inserter PN,18002 SC,0002 PS,C000 RE,0 OL,0,XXXXXXXXTEEFAX mpp DAY dd MTH C hh:nn.ss OL,1,Thup C * * OL,2,U // Q`?o0 ///        OL,3,U|w7w| Qz5ju ||      OL,4,U"}{! Q          OL,5,U j9,f5 Q/ / //// / / / / / / / OL,6,U e : GLENIN'S THE NAME, Q| OL,7,Th4 FPOINTING'S THE GAME OL,9,CHello, readers! My name is Lenin, and OL,10,Cwhen Im not writing revolutionary books OL,11,Clike "What Is To Be Done?", or giving OL,12,Cspeeches from the top of armoured cars, OL,13,CI really like to point at things. OL,15,FWhy, last week I pointed at aGbuilding, OL,16,Fseveral cars, andGa train.FThis week, OL,17,FI am going to point atGa library. OL,19,FI even aim to point at Trotsky's prize OL,20,Fdaffodils when I go round to his house OL,21,Ffor tea! We'll be having Russian tea OL,22,FbecauseGproper tea is theft! OL,23,Q,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,C*Q,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, FL,0,0,0,0,100,100 DE,Paul Dunning - Page 180/3 DS,inserter PN,18003 SC,0003 PS,C000 RE,0 OL,0,XXXXXXXXTEEFAX mpp DAY dd MTH C hh:nn.ss OL,1,W `pp p0 V`pp0 p 0 ` pp `p0`ppp OL,2,Wxt V5 5j j 5 5 j 5 5 5 j 5 OL,3,WV7k7kW V} 5j ~py -|. },m } j u OL,4,WVw{W T 5j  j  p: p:  OL,5,WoV+||'W? Qppppppppppppppppppppppppp OL,6,G oooo G(c) Sinclair Research 1982 OL,7,Txt OL,8,W0 W` OL,9,W:F*BEEP!* It's me, MayBot your robot We OL,10,W0FPrime Minister. I was brought W` OL,11,W:Fonline to run the country, but I We OL,12,W0Fcan only rune one instruction at a W` OL,13,W:Ftime because I am only capable of We OL,14,W0Frunning BASIC from 1982! W` OL,15,W:F We OL,16,W0FI wish I could run other languages,W` OL,17,W:Fthen I could C how people felt in We OL,18,W0Fdire situations, and then tell themW` OL,19,W:Fto "go Forth" when I get fed up. We OL,20,W0F W` OL,21,W:FRight now, though, it's "Strong andWe OL,22,W0F W` OL,23,W:AI - For without Next, 30:1 We FL,0,0,0,0,100,100 DE,Paul Dunning - Page 180/4 DS,inserter PN,18004 SC,0004 PS,C000 RE,0 OL,0,XXXXXXXXTEEFAX mpp DAY dd MTH C hh:nn.ss OL,1, V#}"!~#-jw3j5 j5 hw{4ohw3 OL,2, S x~}|pV `0orjupjupjupj5j5 `p? OL,3, Sng~/}0Q,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,$ OL,4, Ujw{5S"otVp/"!##h7+$pjw3j7k4 OL,5, U*w/{%S x'V `0  *ux$ jupj5j5 OL,6, U "#! Q,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,$ OL,7,CI'm Nigella Farage, curious spawn of OL,8,Cwell-known prattle-monger Nigel. I have OL,9,Ca kitchen, and I have to make several OL,10,Cgallons of gravy for daddy's train OL,11,Cwhich he likes to moan about until he OL,12,Cgoes pink in the face. OL,14,GSo I always give him his gravy in a OL,15,Gboat, and he laps it up like a hungry OL,16,Gcat. I don't know why the boat is good, OL,17,Gand the train is bad, but that's daddy. OL,19,GNext week, we have Mr Junker round for OL,20,Gtea, and I'll be making him a thin OL,21,Gconsumme out of an anemic chicken. OL,22,GThat'll teach him. FL,0,0,0,0,100,100 DE,Paul Dunning - Page 180/5 DS,inserter PN,18005 SC,0005 PS,C000 RE,0 OL,0,XXXXXXXXTEEFAX mpp DAY dd MTH C hh:nn.ss OL,1,T | C 'ello, 'ello, 'ello, it's OL,2,T ~} V#}h7) ##"!##`p ~#}j7k4p0 OL,3,Tzw|{u V#!*u8  `0  op?j5j5 OL,4,Uw{ Vp p`p0ppp p p`pp0`p0`pp OL,5,Uo,? V,  /,|(,$,j=, ,j5j5 OL,6,U m> V/ /(/$,,/ / /*-,$/ /*-.! OL,7,T~s|s}F He'll help you fall down stairs OL,8,S,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, OL,9,FEvening, all. Today I shall relate to OL,10,Fyou the unfortunate events that OL,11,Ftranspired near the butchers. OL,13,GI was making my way down Jorick Avenue, OL,14,Gwhen the butcher ran out screaming. He OL,15,Ginformed me that he has inadvertently OL,16,Gsat on his bacon slicer. OL,18,GHe told me that he had got a little OL,19,Gbehind on his orders. I immediately OL,20,Garrested him and charged him with OL,21,Gwasting police time. He paid his black OL,22,Gpudding and faggot fines very swiftly. OL,23,T,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, FL,0,0,0,0,100,100 DE,Paul Dunning - Page 180/6 DS,inserter PN,18006 SC,0006 PS,C000 RE,0 OL,0,XXXXXXXXTEEFAX mpp DAY dd MTH C hh:nn.ss OL,1,Qx~t~}0 ZS/o?/ ~/} j}~5j//m0 OL,2,QoU~//}Q ZS j5 z% j5 j5  ||~! OL,3,Q?U33Q7 ZS  h j5 j5 k4k5 "} OL,4,QoUk?}o7Qj ZSj5 *}||?  j5 j5j}||' OL,5,Q?U o|? OL,6,QoV~|||} V#} ~#}  #} s3 #} OL,7,Q?V}s|s~ R#} #  p/ pp #} OL,8,QoV*///% OL,9,Q?CHello, readers.GLara CroftChere, posh OL,10,QoCgirl with a couple of guns that I use OL,11,Q?Cto shoot all manner of endangered OL,12,QoCspecies with. OL,13,Q?C OL,14,QoFI also have aGcavalier attitude OL,15,Q?Ftowards academic research - I raid OL,16,QoGtombs,Fnot study them! You'll never OL,17,Q?Fsee me onGTime Team,Fsuckers! OL,18,QoF OL,19,Q?FAnyway, in my next outing, I will be OL,20,QoFbecoming aGsurrogate mother.FLook for OL,21,Q?Fa gamed calledGWomb TraderFin shoes! OL,22,Q? ZShki OL,23,QoSZpx~|pxtQp||ppC*-*Sp|~|pRx|pS"7 FL,0,0,0,0,100,100 DE,Paul Dunning - Page 180/7 DS,inserter PN,18007 SC,0007 PS,C000 RE,0 OL,0,XXXXXXXXTEEFAX mpp DAY dd MTH C hh:nn.ss OL,1,SSj5k4~+$ s! s!~{4{4~{4~+$s! OL,2,SSoz5j5ox$p0p0  j5k4j5oz5p0 OL,3,FThe little gold star in a sea of blue OL,5,QQx}{t FMy name is Nigel Farage, DJ OL,6,UUj<l5 Fand the people's moaner! OL,7,UUo/? FI'm going to break open the OL,8,UU"m>! Fsecrets about the EU thatCthey OL,9,WWxit Fdon't want you to know! OL,11,GHave you noticed how mirrors can make OL,12,Git look like there are more people OL,13,Gthan there really are? I have, and it's OL,14,Goutrageous. OL,16,FThey shouldCban mirrors.FThat way, OL,17,Fwe will find out how many people there OL,18,Freally are. I bet its not seven OL,19,Fbillion. More like 100,001. OL,21,GThe country is full.CFULL OF MIRRORS! OL,22,GProbably made byCfaceless eurocratsGto OL,23,Gmake us pay benefitsCto the French! FL,0,0,0,0,100,100