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OL,10,GWhy do I do it? Nobody knows. How come 
OL,11,GI look like I do? Nobody knows that    
OL,12,Geither. What happens when I stop doing 
OL,13,Gthis? I just don't know. Nobody knows. 
OL,15,GFor my last ever telephone prank       
OL,16,Gtranscript, I have dialled a leading   
OL,17,GUK TV text service, to complain        
OL,18,Gabout one of their sections. Names?    
OL,19,GATTENTION: Names have been changed!    
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OL,22,D]F   Polyphonics and Regular Tones..   
OL,23,D]F          see ITV1Ep355              
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OL,4,ETV TEXT, LONDON                        
OL,6,CTVT:GHello.                            
OL,8,CUS:GHi, yeah. I just want to know what 
OL,9,Gyou think you're doing.                
OL,11,CTVT:GWith regard to what, sorry?       
OL,13,CUS:GWell, I mean. With this filth that 
OL,14,Gyou've been putting out recently.      
OL,16,CTVT:GWhat filth is that?               
OL,18,CUS:GYou know what I'm talking about.   
OL,19,GThe Filth on your video games pages.   
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OL,5,CUS:GI mean the thing is my kids read   
OL,6,Gthat, you know what I'm saying? How do 
OL,7,GI explain to then what they're seeing? 
OL,9,CTVT:GI'm not sure I'm really with you. 
OL,11,CUS:GWell, I've been keeplng a log. On  
OL,12,Gthe 27 of Feb, right, they put up a    
OL,13,Gpicture oF a Licorice Allsort that     
OL,14,Glooked like a... well I'm not going to 
OL,15,Gsay it, because my kids are in here.   
OL,16,GBut you know what I mean, don't you?   
OL,18,CTVT:GI can't say I do. Sorry, what are 
OL,19,Gwe talking about here exactly?         
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OL,5,CUS:GListen to this. Listen to what I'm 
OL,6,Gsaying. On tha 18th of February, you   
OL,7,Ghad the Tinman from the Wizard of Oz,  
OL,8,Gyeah, and he was saying stuff that I   
OL,9,GJust don't want to repeat on here.     
OL,11,CTVT:GIf you don't want to repeat it, I 
OL,12,Gcan't really deal with it, can I?      
OL,14,CUS:GI don't know, can you...?          
OL,16,CTVT:G... What... I... So, sorry. What, 
OL,17,Gyou're registering a complaint?        
OL,19,CUS:GYeah. Yeah, that's what I'm doing. 
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OL,5,CTVT:GSo, let me get this right. You    
OL,6,Ghave an issue with our video games     
OL,7,Gpages, is that right?                  
OL,9,CUS:GYes. Listen, yeah. On Feb 18, yeah?
OL,10,GOn Feb 18 there was a picture of a     
OL,11,Gcowboy, yeah. And his hat was... well, 
OL,12,Git wasn't a hat is what I'm saying.    
OL,14,CTVT:GWhat was it then?                 
OL,16,CUS:GYou know what it was. Don't make   
OL,17,Gme say it out loud. My kids are in     
OL,18,Gthe room. And they're crying. And it   
OL,19,Gwas YOU who made them cry.             
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OL,5,CTVT:GI'm sorry if your kids are upset, 
OL,6,Gbut I don't really see...              
OL,8,CUS:GNo. that's just It, isn't It? You  
OL,9,Gpeople, with your fast cars and your   
OL,10,Gsilk ties never see, do you? You just  
OL,11,Gthink it@s funny to display filth      
OL,12,Gfor all to see.                        
OL,14,CTVT:GI can assure that everything we do
OL,15,Gis checked before it is aired. I'm sure
OL,16,Gthat if...                             
OL,18,CUS:GNo. No, you listen. I don't want   
OL,19,Gexcuses. I want action.                
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OL,5,CTVT:GI'm afraid that unless you're a   
OL,6,Gbit more specific about your complaint,
OL,7,Gall I can do is log your call.         
OL,9,CUS:GRight. OK. I'll givo you specifics.
OL,10,GOn Feb 19. you once again had the      
OL,11,GTinman, and this time he was spouting  
OL,12,Goff about being a... y'know. A whatsit.
OL,14,GTVT:GA whatsit?                        
OL,16,CUS:GYeah. You know. I mean, what does  
OL,17,Gstuff like that have to do with        
OL,18,Gvideo games anyway? It's just stupid,  
OL,19,Gand it makes me actually very sick.    
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OL,5,CTVT:GWell, I'm sorry about all of that.
OL,6,GCan I take your name?                  
OL,8,CUS:Gwhat do you want my name for? So   
OL,9,Gyou can use it as a source of ridicule 
OL,10,Gon your stupid video game pages?       
OL,12,CTVT:GI assure you that it's purely for 
OL,13,Gthe purposes of logging your call.     
OL,15,CUS:GWell, in that case then, I'd be    
OL,16,Ghappy to give it to you. My name is    
OL,17,GDoctor Budd Buttocks, MD.              
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