DE,Mr Biffo DS,inserter SP,\\VBOXSVR\VirtualShare\_ Teefax\P570-Mr_Biffo.tti PN,57001 SC,0001 PS,C000 RE,0 OL,0,XXXXXXXXTEEFAX mpp DAY dd MTH C hh:nn.ss OL,1,B YOUR HOUSE... WHO YOU GONNA CALL? OL,2,Qx/,dWz5~{4jw=jw!~{4k7jw!{$~w!Q>/./4 OL,3,W 111Wk5j5j5jw0j5j5jw0j5r%s 111 OL,4,Qm||>T,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Q"-,,,' OL,5,CHair... it is modern problem. Hair OL,6,Chere, hair there - hair everywhere. But OL,7,Chold: For now there is solution to OL,8,Cexcess of domestic hair... HAIREATERS! OL,9,E--------------------------------------- OL,10,BOYEZ! OYEZ! OUR HAIR-EATING SPECIALISTS OL,11,BWILL VISIT YOUR HOME AND EAT HAIR FROM OL,12,BTHE FOLLOWING PLACES:C*AYour hand/plate OL,13,C*ABath holeC*ARear of husbandC*ACat's OL,14,AstomachC*ASofaC*ADofa?C*AOther holes OL,15,E MUNCHMUNCHMUNCHMUNCHMUNCHMUNCHMUNCH! OL,16,BYOUR HOME WILL BE 100% FREE OF UNWANTED OL,17,B HAIR, WHISKERS AND TUFTS! YES! YES! OL,18,ADISCLAIMER:COur hair-eating specialists OL,19,Creally like eating hair, but we cannot OL,20,Cbe held responsible for anything else OL,21,Cthey might do. They're a bit funny in OL,22,Cthe head, and one of them once did a OL,23,Cbig blow off in a customers's mouth. FL,500,740,740,740,8ff,100 PN,57002 SC,0002 PS,C000 RE,0 OL,0,XXXXXXXXTEEFAX mpp DAY dd MTH C hh:nn.ss OL,1,W~tx}B TRY DRACULA'S "DELICIOUS" OL,2,Wt{7xU~+$z5j}xj7}S~7-jujw3jw3hs!s OL,3,WwqUox$j5j55j7!SouS= n OL,3,S$nQz%j5oz%?!+5+ j5oz%+jw0 S= n$ OL,4,C DID YOU KNOW THAT BEES & WASPS AREN'T OL,5,C THE ONLY ANIMALS THAT MAKE HONEY? OL,6,T,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, OL,7,E I'VE GOT A DOG CALLED BAXTER AND I OL,8,E LOCKED HIM IN A HIVE, AND WHEN I GOT OL,9,EHIM OUT SIX HOURS LATER THERE WAS HONEY OL,10,EEVERYWHERE. WELL, I ASSUME IT'S HONEY. OL,11,T,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, OL,12,AIMPORTANT NOTICE:BBAXTER'S BROWN HONEY OL,13,BIS ONLY #6.14 A JAR! AFTER THIS BATCH OL,14,BTHERE WON'T BE ANY MORE HONEY. BAXTER OL,15,BHAS STARTED SNARLING AND SNAPPING WHEN OL,16,BIT IS TIME FOR HIM TO GO IN THE HIVE. OL,17,T,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, OL,18,CHOWEVER - I WILL SHORTLY BE MAKING OL,19,CAVAILABLE THE FOLLOWING:EBAXTER'S BROWN OL,20,ESAUSAGES. ONLY #6.16 FOR A PACK OF 7. OL,21,C++ BREAKING NEWS: EATING BAXTER'S BROWN OL,22,CSAUSAGES AND HONEY WILL GIVE YOU OL,23,CHONEY-MAKING ABILITIES OF YOUR OWN! ++ FL,500,740,740,740,8ff,100 PN,57007 SC,0007 PS,C000 RE,0 OL,0,XXXXXXXXTEEFAX mpp DAY dd MTH C hh:nn.ss OL,1,UxtS]DPlease, stripus - \ W(.///////, OL,2,Ucx`S]Dsting me no more! \ G WASP HOME OL,3,U/jSp<.# W ////////5 OL,4,U?//W l` V]DDHa ha! I ignore you!W\5 OL,5,U7px|S S eu5Vpx/# W pppppppx5 OL,6,U+r//$ WZ (dpp,,##($ ##, YW ////5 OL,7,Q}ppxBSOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY NEEDS..W*///% OL,8,S||||Qhj5~k4~w1k4 {$s!  ~w1S|||| OL,9,T////Q&n5k5s%# z%s0p0p0s{%T//// OL,10,A---C"EXPLAIN ABOUT THE WASP BELLS"A---- OL,11,FWasp bells are tiny bells, like really OL,12,Fsmall ones, yeah? OL,13,C "WHAT IS THE POINT OF THE TINY ONES?" OL,14,FIt's simple, right. You just tie the OL,15,FWasp Bells around the necks of all your OL,16,Flocal wasps. From that day forth, OL,17,Fwhenever local wasp comes near, you OL,18,Fshall hear the ring-ding-a-ting, giving OL,19,Ftime to brace, escape, or slide beneath OL,20,Fyour Wasp Bell Brand escape membrane. OL,21,BSTINGING WILL BE THING OF PAST! TIE THE OL,22,BBELLS. ESCAPE THE STRIPED THINGS. YES: OL,23,BYOUASHALLBSING YOUR SONG ONCE MORE! FL,500,740,740,740,8ff,100 PN,57008 SC,0008 PS,C000 RE,0 OL,0,XXXXXXXXTEEFAX mpp DAY dd MTH C hh:nn.ss OL,1,BTHE TRUMPETERS TRUMPED AND THE DRUMMERS OL,2,BDRUMMED - IT'S TIME FOR A VISIT FROM... OL,3,Q#4~#4#4#4"k7! ##j7ij5jjt`~j7i*j7ij OL,4,Q# #5#4#  j5  j7i*u:j55jw9 ju:b OL,5,C"That's weird. Who is Parpit Trumb'd?" OL,6,B THANKS FOR ASKING. PARPIT IS JUST A OL,7,BSWEET COOL HUNK WHO WANTS TO VISIT YOU. OL,8,C "Why would I want a visit from him?" OL,9,B I DUNNO, BAE. MAYBE BECAUSE OF THIS: OL,10,Q/FParpit Trumb'd will stand at your OL,11,Fthreshold patting his stomach/trilling. OL,12,Q/EParpit Trumb'd will slide around the OL,13,Ecircumference of your home, baffled. OL,14,Q/FParpit Trumb'd will straddle each OL,15,Fplant in your garden and point at it. OL,16,Q/EHe will kneel in your pond and start OL,17,Eshouting "Wiggida wiggida whack!" OL,18,Q/FThinking about it... perhaps a visit OL,19,Ffrom Parpit Trumb'd isn't so good. OL,20,A++BCALL TODAY FOR A VISIT TOMORROW!!A++ OL,21,S]DThe pianists peened and the \U8~d OL,22,S]Dhummers hummed... Now is U\)}{{~& OL,23,C]Dthe time for PARPIT TRUMB'D! \Us(,$s FL,500,740,740,740,8ff,100 PN,57009 SC,0009 PS,C000 RE,0 OL,0,XXXXXXXXTEEFAX mpp DAY dd MTH C hh:nn.ss OL,1,CIS YOUR CAT FAILING TO GET UP THE DUFF? OL,2,C PERHAPS IT'S TIME YOU TRIED... OL,3,T||Q~/%~/}*o?% `tj5~/}*}~%jth?/%T|| OL,4,T//Qo|4# j5 ?+5#h?o4j7o*}n5T// OL,5,C EWE WILL WAX ANY CAT IN ANY STYLE: OL,6,B LANDING STRIP; MOHO; BERMUDA PREAMBLE; OL,7,B POSTAGE STAMP/HITLER; BRAZILIAN BBQ; OL,8,B TOM HANKS; ROSETTE; BOLLYWOOD BONANZA. OL,9,W g+,,,.c5 C]DMewl! Hiss! Hullo, boys! OL,10,W j0$`p(j Spx,///## OL,11,W 3,pu,c0 EWE ALSO OFFER: OL,12,W z!U / Wj0BVajazzling, Botox, lip- OL,13,W uh% m mBinjections, whisker beading OL,14,W "3 0 `"-'B- plus all areas pierced! OL,15,W 5 0 ` 5EBOY CATS ALSO WELCOME:BBack, OL,16,W 5 0 ` 5Bsack, crack, and claque! OL,17,W 5 5T,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, OL,18,W74iQZb1WY5 AWE WILL MAKE YOUR CAT LOOK OL,19,WeijQZh4WYjEAREET PETITE - THE FINEST OL,20,W*p'QZj5WYjBACAT YOU EVER WANNA MEET! OL,21,W8! QZ*% WYmT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, OL,22,Wupx.###+mpzCFULL REFUND IF YOUR CAT OL,23, C AIN'T PREGGO WITHIN A WEEK. FL,500,740,740,740,8ff,100 PN,57010 SC,0010 PS,C000 RE,0 OL,0,XXXXXXXXTEEFAX mpp DAY dd MTH C hh:nn.ss OL,1,BDO YOU LIKE TEA? DO YOU WANT IT SERVED OL,2,B TO YOU BY A CAPERING, FRISKY SPRITE? OL,3,B THEN YOU NEED TO CALL... OL,4,U"!zjw! k7jw!~y 9jw$~yjth7$3jw$ OL,5,U  jju0 j5ju0j  j55jj7o*u$pj55s OL,6,Qxt WZ l0 OL,7,Q%+t W `||S]DHee haw! I'm The Tea OL,8,Q h?/m W )S]DPrancer, and I'll OL,9, S ~{y0 (|,!]Dgambol and rollick into OL,10, S jvsR `p|- S ]Dyour home with the tea OL,11,R`~|<|l//# S]Dof your dreams! \ OL,12,Rot"+t `pp Spx/# OL,13,R r# ~??z?'5E-------------------------- OL,14,R~'/|%) `~' Q/FTea Prancer is a dinky OL,15,R- +wp Fminikin who loves bringing OL,16, Ftea to people like you. OL,17,Q/CPlease. Do not invite Tea Prancer to OL,18,Cstay for a snack. HE WILL NEVER LEAVE. OL,19,Q/FSo long as he isn't provoked, Tea OL,20,FPrancer will not cut you or your wife. OL,21,Q/CTea Prancer's tea has passed through OL,22,Chis digestive system seven times! OL,23,Q/FIt's as easy as 1... 2... TEA! FL,500,740,740,740,8ff,100 PN,57011 SC,0011 PS,C000 RE,0 OL,0,XXXXXXXXTEEFAX mpp DAY dd MTH C hh:nn.ss OL,1,B Poupon on carpet? Poupon on bed? OL,2,B You need to buy... OL,3,T Sih7}j5j74~k4}0 ##h7}j74ihw3 OL,4,T Q!*u?*u?j7 oz%+  j7j74!`s? OL,5,B--------------------------------------- OL,6,FDO YOU HAVE AN EXCESS OF POUPON? IS IT OL,7,FSPREAD ALL AROUND YOUR HOUSE - STUCK IN OL,8,FTHE CRANNIES, FISSURES AND C-HOLES? OL,9,B--------------------------------------- OL,10,AWith POUPON TARPS you can just slop OL,11,Ayour poupon on top, and hardly any of OL,12,Ait will seep through to the matting, OL,13,Atapestries and family members beneath. OL,14,U/FPoupon Tarps are specially designed OL,15,Fto be almost completely resistant to OL,16,Fpoupon disgrace and onus. OL,17,U/BPoupon Tarps aren't all that bad, OL,18,Bonce you get used to the smell. OL,19,U/FCover your friends in Poupon Tarps. OL,20,U/BCOMING SOON: new edible Poupon Tarps! OL,21,Qv{cyD---------------------------------- OL,22,Qoss?EDADDY COOL SAYS:C"I PUT A POUPON OL,23,Q:j5eCTARP ON CURATE CALLED NEV'!" FL,500,740,740,740,8ff,100 PN,57012 SC,0012 PS,C000 RE,0 OL,0,XXXXXXXXTEEFAX mpp DAY dd MTH C hh:nn.ss OL,1,UWx%jtj5~c1 k4~k4}0h7s*h3U*- OL,2,U}+/Wj4j7o5oz5 z%oz%+*u `s?U///*' OL,3,U/'& OL,4,Wk4j5~c1~k4}0h7s {$j5##h7}jtj5~c1 OL,5,Wz%oz%oz5oz%+*u z%ju0 *u?j7o5oz5 OL,6,U,,.,V8lp OL,7,Ww?*~ V]DHowdy pardner! I'm King Dong, OL,8,U|&3l*V]Dand I welcome you to my dugong OL,9,Uo|}> V]Dfarm, where we produce the OL,10,U}l|nuF]Dfinest dugong biltong in the OL,11,UjF]Dcontinental USA. Yeehah! \ OL,12,Q/BKING DONG'S DUGONG BILTONG USES ONLY OL,13,BTHE FINEST SHREDS OF DUGONG MEAT! OL,14,Q/CDUGONG BILTONG IS SUITABLE FOR STUPID OL,15,CVEGETARIONS AND VEGONS, PROBABLY. OL,16,Q/BKING DONG'S DUGONGS LOVE BEING TURNED OL,17,BINTO A SNACK FOR YOU! THEYALOVEBIT. OL,18, ------------------------------Qx}t OL,19,FWe also sell: dried narwhal Q>m OL,20,Flips, manatee coulis, otter Q+<'{ OL,21,Ffritters, and plain crisps. Q (o OL,22,G------------------------------Qx?////// OL,23,EDING-DONG! KING DONG CALLING!-QCDUGONG FL,500,740,740,740,8ff,100