DE,More Mr Biffo from Digitiser2000.com DS,inserter CT,20,T PN,57201 SC,0001 PS,C000 RE,0 OL,0,XXXXXXXXTEEFAX mpp DAY dd MTH C hh:nn.ss OL,1,CCOMING SOON TO A PLAYHOUSE NEAR YOU! OL,2,BTHE MIRACLE OF CLONING PRESENTS... OL,3, Tvw4{yQk!u5w k"9 w$6474745wh3jTvw4vw} OL,4, Tep%s?Qj 55u jjp 55e%55555u`;bTgs%ep? OL,5,C'WTF? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE, FAM?' OL,6,B WE DUNNO - BUT IT IS! OL,7,G-------------------------------------- OL,8,EUsing the technology of DNA replication OL,9,Eour top showbiz scientists have semi- OL,10,Esucessfully cloned 12 new Ronnies: 7 OL,11,Enew Barkers and 5 new Corbetts! OL,12,G-------------------------------------- OL,13,A **BAnd they're all going on tour!A** OL,14,G-------------------------------------- OL,15,CSEE:FMore Ronnies than ever before! OL,16,CWATCH:FSix Four Candle sketches being OL,17,Fperformed simultaneously! OL,18,CHEAR:Fthe piercing shrieks of these OL,19,Fhideous, scientific deformations! OL,20,CBEHIND:FA Ronnie roams the stalls in OL,21,Fsearch of a mate! OL,22,Qb;+s%g;+s%g;+s%g;+s%g;+s%g;+s%g;+s%g;+s OL,23,BDISCLAIMER: The 12 Ronnies are in near OL,24,Bconstant pain and may lash out! FL,0,0,0,0,100,100 DE,More Mr Biffo from Digitiser2000.com DS,inserter PN,57202 SC,0002 PS,C000 RE,0 OL,0,XXXXXXXXTEEFAX mpp DAY dd MTH C hh:nn.ss OL,1,D]G ADVERT OL,2,BHOUSE TOO EMPTY? FILL IT UP WITH THIS OL,3,Q{$~k4~{4t~55}z5~c1 k7juh7}j}xh7}hw3 OL,4,Qj5oz%j5jj55+5oz5 j5j5*u?j55j7`s? OL,5,C"THAT SOUNDS GOOD. WHAT IS IT?" OL,6,FWell, you know when your family are in OL,7,Fhospital suffering from shingles, your OL,8,Fhouse gets really empty, right?BWell, OL,9,Bnow you can activate ROAMING THOMAS to OL,10,Bmove around the empty spaces to give OL,11,Bthe appearance of a full family again. OL,12,G``````````````````````````````````````` OL,13,ACROAMING THOMAS looks like a gnome. OL,14,FBROAMING THOMAS can seem friendly, but OL,15,Bhe really isn't at all. OL,16,ACROAMING THOMAS is just a machine - a OL,17,Clittle tin guy with no lungs. OL,18,Q `x,,GG```````````````````````````````` OL,19,V8||7?)C]DI roam. I roam. I roamroamro. OL,20,V~}kwss1S x/#G`````````````````````````` OL,21,Vqsxd}` BCHILDREN: If Roaming Thomas OL,22,Vh4vs'*t Benters your bedroom, DO NOT OL,23,V~|p x}tBTOUCH HIM. Casing can get hot FL,0,0,0,0,100,100 DE,More Mr Biffo from Digitiser2000.com DS,inserter PN,57203 SC,0003 PS,C000 RE,0 OL,0,XXXXXXXXTEEFAX mpp DAY dd MTH C hh:nn.ss OL,1,BTHINGS TOO DRY? MOISTEN THEM UP WITH A OL,2,Q `j53"! ijw!ijw! OL,3,Q 6~5q  !ju0!jw0 OL,4,C'SURE OK. FAIR ENOUGH. BUT WHAT IS IT?' OL,5,FWell, a Wet Pepe is a damp boy, who OL,6,Ftumbled into a well and got all soaked. OL,7,BNow he wants to live in your house, OL,8,Band help when things need moistening. OL,9,G--------------------------------------- OL,10,ACWET PEPE is just a fat boy not a man. OL,11,FBWET PEPE is wet from head to foot. OL,12,ACWET PEPE will never be dry, however OL,13,Chard you might wish he was. OL,14,G--------------------------------------- OL,15,BWET PEPE CAN BE USED FOR THE FOLLOWING: OL,16,FDripping on your floor! A talking point OL,17,W`~}0Fat dinner parties! So Dampening! OL,18,W~}~7|}C]DDPlease, master. Do not towel OL,19,Wo|?C]DDme off so much. OL,20,W`+-,/!Sp>'! OL,21,W~jjjj4 BWARNING: The Wet Pepe may OL,22,Wy}|vk Bcomplain almost constantly. OL,23,Wy||v*4 BDO NOT attempt to wrestle the OL,24,W55 BWet Pepe. He is too strong. FL,0,0,0,0,100,100 DE,More Mr Biffo from Digitiser2000.com DS,inserter PN,57204 SC,0004 PS,C000 RE,0 OL,0,XXXXXXXXTEEFAX mpp DAY dd MTH C hh:nn.ss OL,1,D]G ADVERT OL,2,BDANCE, DOGGY, DANCE! IT'S... OL,3,Q k4~k4~+$ h7} ijujuz5//juj}p~5 OL,4,Q z%oz%o:5#j7"!ij7 k7  j7j5j5 OL,5,B THE NEW DOGGIE DANCING IMPLANTS OL,6,GYes, mammy, take dog to vet and ask vet OL,7,Gfor Dog-A-Rhythm implants - tiny rotors OL,8,Gwhich make your doggie jive! Once he OL,9,Gpops - he can't stop! OL,10,CIT'S SO SIMPLE! USING REMOTE TECHNOLOGY OL,11,CYOU CAN MAKE YOUR DOGGIE JERK WITH A OL,12,CSIMPLE CLAP OF YOUR HANDS: CLAP CLAP! OL,13,B** PERFECT FOR NAUGHTY AND LAZY DOG ** OL,14,G``````````````````````````````````````` OL,15,FSoft clap makes sleeping doggie's legs OL,16,Fclick! One hard clap and doggie does a OL,17,Fwaltz! Three claps - electric boogaloo! OL,18,W pdi5 OL,23,S "U|~V "+mt0W*w{% OL,24, FL,0,0,0,0,100,100 DE,More Mr Biffo from Digitiser2000.com DS,inserter PN,57205 SC,0005 PS,C000 RE,0 OL,0,XXXXXXXXTEEFAX mpp DAY dd MTH C hh:nn.ss OL,1,BFOR ALL YOUR OLDE TYME HARRIS NEEDS... OL,2,Q 9j5jw$9jwjw$ju5~ijw$9j5~3 ~)h74 OL,3,Q j*u?ju%:jwj55j55kj55jj5r? o8*u%0 OL,4,CCLOSING DOWN SALE: EVERY HARRIS MUST GO OL,5, ------------------------------------ OL,6,W6#iC]DYou say all this, but I don't OL,7,Wtd|C]Deven know what a Harris is! Plz: OL,8,Wgr?C]Dwhat is Rubber Harris? OL,9,S ,,/## OL,10,EA RUBBER HARRIS IS A RUBBER AND SPECIAL OL,11,B--------------------------------------- OL,12,FPUT A RUBBER HARRIS NEAR YOUR SON AND OL,13,FHE WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO THINK!! OL,14,B--------------------------------------- OL,15,E++HARRIS HARRIS HARRIS HARRIS HARRIS++ OL,16,B--------------------------------------- OL,17,C*APUT THE HARRIS FAR AWAY AND ADMIRE IT OL,18,AFROM A DISTANCE! OL,19,C*FSEE NO HARRIS HEAR NO HARRIS! OL,20,C*AMOVE THE HARRIS CLOSE TO YOUR FACE OL,21,ASEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE IF NEAR! OL,22,C*FI CAN'T GET NO SATIS-HARRIS! OL,23,B--------------------------------------- OL,24, FL,0,0,0,0,100,100