DE,More Mr Biffo from Digitiser2000.com DS,inserter CT,20,T PN,57301 SC,0001 PS,C000 RE,0 OL,0,XXXXXXXXTEEFAX mpp DAY dd MTH C hh:nn.ss OL,1,BDo you want to combine the hearty taste OL,2,Bof soup with the oily, anti-septic OL,3,Btaint of Sudocrem? Then you must visit: OL,4,Qsj55ij75~+jw$3j?> Sw!755574 w$w5w$ OL,5,Q|ju5:ju5oxj55qj5! Sr5u5u57 u%5555s OL,6,E--------------------------------------- OL,7,CWE PUT SUDOCREM IN LITERALLY ANYTHING! OL,8,CSOUP! BISQUE! CHOWDER! BROTH! BOUILLON! OL,9,E--------------------------------------- OL,10,F"BUT WHY EVEN DO THIS????!!??!?!?!?!?" OL,11,BGood question. We don't know. It's just OL,12,Bsomething we do. We've got an excess of OL,13,BSudocrem, and every time we make soup OL,14,Bwe squeeze a load of it in there. Like OL,15,Bloads and loads. It's mostly Sudocrem OL,16,Bwith a little bit of soup. And what's OL,17,Bmore - our (few) customers hate it! OL,18,E--------------------------------------- OL,19,F"AGAIN... WHY DO THAT???????????!!!??" OL,20,BYeah that's none of your business. Bye. OL,21,E--------------------------------------- OL,22,COPENING SOON: 'SAVLON SANDWICH SHOP' OL,23,CAND 'GERMOLENE CLAM HOUSE'.W0p||||||~u FL,0,0,0,0,100,100 DE,More Mr Biffo from Digitiser2000.com DS,inserter PN,57302 SC,0002 PS,C000 RE,0 OL,0,XXXXXXXXTEEFAX mpp DAY dd MTH C hh:nn.ss OL,1,CMY NAME IS CATKIN HARD AND I PRESENT... OL,2,T||Qjh74k7 jw$~ijw$19"!T|||||Wx)0 OL,3,T//Qk*u%j5 j55o:ju%0j T.////'Wo? % OL,4,B"BUT, CATKIN, YOU HAVEN'T SAID W./> OL,5,B WHAT THAT IS OR WHO YOU ARE!" W q{'~t OL,6,T,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, OL,7,CA Hot Robert will complain about the OL,8,Cheat so that you don't have to! I know OL,9,Cabout this, for I am Catkin Hard - CEO OL,10,Cof Hot Robert Industries PLC! OL,11,T,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, OL,12,AFA Hot Robert is just a veiny sac of OL,13,Fflesh and guts with a sweaty mouth. OL,14,ABNo Hot Robert has ever bit no-one, OL,15,Bbut there's a first time for anything! OL,16,AFA Hot Robert will appear suddenly in OL,17,Fyour house upon you placing an order. OL,18,T,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, OL,19,W p|||0 C ]DI'm hot. I wish it would\ OL,20,W*?330C ]Drain. It's so humid. I \ OL,21,W~}|<$C ]Dcan't stand this heat. \ OL,22,T,,,,,,,S),tx/!T,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, OL,23,AWARNING: WHEN HOT ROBERT BEGINS TO SING OL,24,AYOU SHOULD HURL HIM INTO A FIRE! FL,0,0,0,0,100,100 DE,More Mr Biffo from Digitiser2000.com DS,inserter PN,57303 SC,0003 PS,C000 RE,0 OL,0,XXXXXXXXTEEFAX mpp DAY dd MTH C hh:nn.ss OL,1,FNEED TO MAKE SNIDE REMARK ABOUT ANIMAL, OL,2,FBUT FEAR RETRIBUTION? YOU NEED TO CALL: OL,3,S th7}hw}ju*h3 ~w!thw}jw=ju> OL,4,R +*u?j5j5 `{? r%+j5j5j5ALTD. OL,5,F AND WE'LL DO IT FOR YOU! OL,6,D--------------------------------------- OL,7,AE"Nice neck, stupid."C(GIRAFFE) OL,8,AF"Oh, I'm sorry - did the Lord not OL,9,Fgive you a proper face?"C(VOLE) OL,10,AE"Is that a nest you live in, or a OL,11,Epoorly-constructed basket made by an OL,12,Eunskilled labourer?"C(GENERAL-BIRD) OL,13,AF"Are those things dangling fromm your OL,14,Fchin your testes?"C(CHICKEN`BIRD) OL,15,BAND LOTS LOTS MORE!!!! OL,16,D--------------------------------------- OL,17,BJust send us name, location and type of OL,18,Banimal and we'll do all the remarking OL,19,Bfor you! It's the hassle-free way to OL,20,Bmake snide remarks about animals!!! OL,21,D--------------------------------------- OL,22,ACALL NOW FOR OUR SPECIAL 2-X-2 OFFER: OL,23,CWE CAN NOW MAKE SIMULTANEOUS PASSIVE OL,24,CAGGRESSIVE COMMENTS ABOUT TWO ANIMALS!! FL,0,0,0,0,100,100 DE,More Mr Biffo from Digitiser2000.com DS,inserter PN,57304 SC,0004 PS,C000 RE,0 OL,0,XXXXXXXXTEEFAX mpp DAY dd MTH C hh:nn.ss OL,1,U pp CSTEVEN SPIELBERG'S OL,2,Qxo/<||lw/t W w3"k# .#} T `|g{}t OL,3,Q7(,,+1`tj W wq`j` xws T x-{ OL,4,Qu+.q|};-z T,,,,,,////// OL,5,Q/o=-///?C]DWoot! Woot! \W o%s*w OL,6,Qj$+W!!!! C]DI'm back and \W "s1~="s! OL,7,Q3 S),|tC]Dready 2 rock \W |>,,,n|1 OL,8,Qw1p S +/|||/## T(.W"/|||?' OL,9,Q/-//, Vp||,/##-,'T,,,,,./ OL,10,F]DHi there. I'm S. Speilberg, and I OL,11,F]Dsimply must tell you about my new OL,12,F]Dmovie, ET2. All your favourite OL,13,F]Dcharacters are coming back: ET, that OL,14,F]Dcool boy, and so on. But get this: OL,15,F]DET is gonna have a sick new friend OL,16,F]Dto join him on his adventures. His OL,17,F]Dname is CF, and he's got an amazin' OL,18,F]Dpower of his own: he can make a damp OL,19,F]Dworm pop out of his hamburger! \ OL,20,Q,,,,,,,CEd Sheeran's ET 2 song:Q,,,,,, OL,21,B"ET! ET! ET!/OI! OI! OI!/HE'S FLYING OL,22,BIN SPACE/WITH A BI-CURIOUS ALIEN WHO OL,23,BCAN MAKE A MOIST WORM COME OUT OF HIS OL,24,BHAMBURGER!/JA! JA! EINS! ZWEI! DREI!" FL,0,0,0,0,100,100 DE,More Mr Biffo from Digitiser2000.com DS,inserter PN,57305 SC,0005 PS,C000 RE,0 OL,0,XXXXXXXXTEEFAX mpp DAY dd MTH C hh:nn.ss OL,1,S`|s;.+,.+,,,BANDREA LEADSOM'SS,.+,, OL,2,S|>Uw$5w$v4k!w jdnjz(w!k!wj9jj1n3 OL,3,S+?####o/!Q5 55555j u jjj 5`r=j ujjjj0p; OL,4, W ~{jm V#-,|pS(,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,& OL,5, W%?j*F]DYaaar, me hearties! I'm OL,6,TxWss F]DAndrea Leadsom MP, and like OL,7,Ttp`xF]Dmost people I'm fascinated OL,8,Tjo{oF]Dby pirates. Here are some OL,9,Th|n}|F]Dmore amazeballs pirate tales OL,10,TbsssssF]Dfrom my chest o' mysteries! OL,11,G--------------------------------------- OL,12,W<|lABThe pirate Brownbeard was so OL,13,W+,'Bafraid of heights that his ship OL,14,W)|&Bhad the lowest crow's nest afloat, OL,15,W# #Bat just 2 feet from top to bottom! OL,16,ACLife aboard a pirate galleon was so OL,17,Chard that they didn't have access to OL,18,Cfresh tapas - or even goujons! OL,19,ABThe worst pirate ever wasn't actually OL,20,Ba pirate - he was a big salmon! And he OL,21,Bwas actually a man called Gerald C-Bong OL,22,Bwho worked in fund management like me! OL,23,ACPirate pirate pirate pirate pirate! OL,24,ABThanks for reading, everyone! Raaaas! FL,0,0,0,0,100,100