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OL,1,C    DO YOU LIKE TURTLES? WHAT ABOUT    
OL,2,C   ELEPHANTS? UH-HUH! THEN YOU NEED... 
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OL,8,CTHE MAG FOR TURT' FANZ AND 'PHANT-HEADZ
OL,9,G-----------BIN ISSUE ONE:G-----------  
OL,10,AE'Phants Midst Their Pants:FCelebs try
OL,11,Fto inhale a small plastic 'phant while 
OL,12,Fbreathing heavily! Pics and            
OL,13,Fst-st-stats!                           
OL,14,AETurts Mids their 'Ghurts:FHave you   
OL,15,Fever wondered what a 'phant would look 
OL,16,Flike in a big pot of 'ghurt (yoghurt)? 
OL,17,FCheck out our artist's impression!     
OL,18,B  AND LOTS LOTS LOTS LOTS LOTS LESS!   
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OL,20,EFREE WITH ISSUE ONE:CA 2:1 scale       
OL,21,Crealistic rubber turt'! Put it near the
OL,22,Cnanny's! Draw a gnome right beside it! 
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OL,1,G------BOH NO! SWAN TOO PALE? TRY NEW...
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OL,5,W.,////S+|pT+///////////////////////////
OL,6,C]DQuack! Quack! I'm Mr Swan, and even I
OL,7,C]Dthink you should paint me! LOL! \    
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OL,9,BHAVE YOU EVER DREAMED OF COVERING A    
OL,10,BLIVE SWAN IN WET, COLOURFUL PAINT?     
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OL,12,CSwan Paint is the only paint labelled  
OL,13,Cas being SUITABLE FOR SWANS. Alright,  
OL,14,Cswan paint is highly toxic, but just   
OL,15,Cremember: they're only swans!          
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OL,17,BAVAILABLE IN THESE COLOURS:FRed, brown,
OL,18,Fyellow, green, taupe, topaz, brown 2.0.
OL,19,EFAQ ++ FAQ ++ FAQ ++ FAQ ++ FAQ ++ FAQ 
OL,20,BIS SWAN PAINT SAFE?FDepends.           
OL,21,BWHAT IS SWAN PAINT MADE OF?FPaint      
OL,22,BDO SWANS LIKE BEING PAINTED?FThat's not
OL,23,Freally the point.                      
OL,24,T,,,CSWAN PAINT: IT'S SWAN-DERFUL!T,,,, 
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OL,1,CGOUJON TOO BLAND? GOUJON TOO TAME? TRY:
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OL,7,Wvss4A"I'm Goujon John, and I present to
OL,8,Ww5|5Ayou my newest innovation in goujon
OL,9,Wos{%Atechnology: my Goujon Poupon!"    
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OL,11,FCGoujon John's Goujon Poupon is the   
OL,12,Cfirst condiment you apply to your inner
OL,13,Cthroat BEFORE you begin eating!        
OL,14,FEUsing the Goujon John Poupon Spatula 
OL,15,Ejust slather that poupon on the lining 
OL,16,Eof your gullet. You'll barely even be  
OL,17,Eable to taste its acrid twang - I HOPE!
OL,18,FCSwallow a goujon whole, and it'll be 
OL,19,Ccoated with my poupon as it slides down
OL,20,Cyour oesophagus! I hate how easy it is!
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OL,22,BWARNING: Goujon John's Goujon Poupon   
OL,23,BSpatula is just a key taped to a rod!  
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OL,1,BSIR! DO YOUR FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES    
OL,2,BGROW WEARY OF YOUR PARLOUR TRICKS? WHY 
OL,3,BNOT IMPRESS WITH SOMETHING NEW? IN JUST
OL,4,B48 HOURS WE CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO...    
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OL,7,CThat's right, sir! You can learn the   
OL,8,Cancient secrets of Trilby Farting in a 
OL,9,Clittle under two days! Incredible!     
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OL,11,EWITH OUR MAIL ORDER COURSE YOU WILL:   
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OL,15,AFBe educated in the art of cupping    
OL,16,Ftrilby over buttock crack and curling  
OL,17,Fout a big honk or a delicate murmur!   
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OL,20,CMEETINGS! WOO LADIES OF MOST ILKS!     
OL,21,Q  z}:t B"I'm Trillo the Trilby, and I  
OL,22,Q   Blove it when gents fart in me!"
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OL,7,BFrench sods like the masters? Well want
OL,8,Bno longer! With How to Draw French Sods
OL,9,BMagazine you'll learn all the secret   
OL,10,Btechniques of the great sod artists!   
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OL,12,AFLearn to draw fat French sods and    
OL,13,Fthin French sods with pencil & nib-nib!
OL,14,AEDraw groups of French sods, and      
OL,15,EFrench sods straddling garlic troughs! 
OL,16,AFDraw the type of French sod that is  
OL,17,Falso a French dog! Le sod-dog le oui!  
OL,18,AEImpress your friends and doctors with
OL,19,Eyour freehand sods! Sod! Sod! SOD! SOD!
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