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OL,5,U `uWE  WITH PRESIDENTWpp
OL,6,U jwogQEDONALD TRUMPQ
OL,7,U jzA--------------------------
OL,8,U ,z BWHAT IS THE NAUGHTIEST   
OL,9,U j BTHING YOU'VE EVER DONE?  
OL,10,U "d+?g.!C"Lemme tell you, pal - the
OL,11,T ~||h|t x|h}Cmischief I got up to...! 
OL,12,T uo7 jeCOne time I mentioned to  
OL,13,Cpapa how it had always been my dream to
OL,14,Csee a whale. Next day I get home from  
OL,15,Cschool - there's a g'damn blue whale   
OL,16,Csuffocating on the driveway!           
OL,17,F"'That's for you, my son' cries papa. I
OL,18,Fspent a week driving my truck into that
OL,19,Fdumb blubber johnny's face! I felt so  
OL,20,Fbad with the mess I made that I paid   
OL,21,Ffor it to have plastic surgery to look 
OL,22,Flike a beautiful woman! Second it wakes
OL,23,Ffrom the anesthetic, I grab it by the  
OL,24,Fpussy and take it to buy furniture!"   
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OL,1,BTHIS POLLING DAY WHY NOT VOTE FOR A... 
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OL,4,C   "THAT SOUNDS GOOD. WHAT IS IT?"     
OL,5,FWell, you know when your family are in 
OL,6,Fhospy suffering from a charred mouth,  
OL,7,Fand they can't tell you which political
OL,8,Fparty to vote for? Well, now you can   
OL,9,Bvote for POLITICAL THOMAS - the only   
OL,10,Bcandidate with NO policies, NO agenda, 
OL,11,BNO risk, and NO lungs!                 
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OL,13,ACPOLITICAL THOMAS looks like a gnome. 
OL,14,FBPOLITICAL THOMAS can seem smart, but 
OL,15,B  he doesn't really know anything.     
OL,16,ACPOLITICAL THOMAS is just a machine - 
OL,17,C  a little tin guy with diodes 4 lips. 
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OL,19,Vl~k?+!C]DI poll. I poll. I pollpollpo. 
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OL,21,Vr3}  BCHILDREN: If Political Thomas  
OL,22,V(l|e?j0Basks for your vote DO NOT GIVE 
OL,23,V~s0 `vpBIT. He will only LEAK his      
OL,24,G       Bbroiling disgrace upon you.    
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OL,1,FTIRED OF POLLING DAY MELANCHOLY? TRY A 
OL,2,F NEW PARADIGM IN DEMOCRATIC CONSORTS:  
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OL,6,CA Rasping Raymond is a hoarse little   
OL,7,Clad with a whimsical demeanour. Hire a 
OL,8,CRasping Raymond to be your polling but 
OL,9,Ccompanion and ye shall be crowned "cock
OL,10,Co' the booth", yes?BMERELY #12 P'DAY!  
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OL,12,FHERE ARE RASPING RAYMOND'S BEHAVIOURS: 
OL,13,A* Wheezing, hooting, gulping etcetera. 
OL,14,C* Shivering plus indulgent touching.   
OL,15,A* Counting to ten and pressing a nasty 
OL,16,A  towel against himself/the electorate.
OL,17,C* Becoming befuddled & finding himself 
OL,18,C  in the most terrible fix!   W xo{t  
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OL,20,EWARNING:BRasping Raymond is   Wx}|||t 
OL,21,Bpretty cool, but he doesn't   Wj~}5 
OL,22,Breally know who he is or what W:*?.o%o>
OL,23,Bhe's for! But that's probably okay-y-y?
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OL,8,W  cQop,lp?W1 BWHAT IS THE NAUGHTIEST   
OL,9,W  "||~||! BTHING YOU'VE EVER DONE?  
OL,10,W    k}kg>! C"Um... I'm not sure I've  
OL,11,T ># }||l|~('mCever really done anything
OL,12,T ot~{'Cthat's terribly naughty."
OL,13,BBUT EVERYONE HAS DONE NAUGHTY THINGS.  
OL,14,BWHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD?      
OL,15,C"Well, I suppose... my friends and I   
OL,16,Cwould run across the wheatfields. It   
OL,17,Cused to upset the farmer terribly, you 
OL,18,Csee, as the main reason we were running
OL,19,Cwas because he got so cross whenever we
OL,20,Cbunged up his dog's chuff with tissue  
OL,21,Cpaper. We did that at least once a week
OL,22,Cduring the school summer holidays. Also
OL,23,Cwe dug up his wife."                   
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