DE,Digitiser2000 - Green Dog Review
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OL,5,EGREEN DOG THE BEACHED SURFER DUDEGMD   
OL,6,BPoor Sega. Even after Sonic The 'Hoggo 
OL,7,Bwas born it struggled to sire a stable 
OL,8,Bof iconic characters to rival Nintendo 
OL,10,FJust look at its cast of limp also-    
OL,11,Frans: Alex Kidd, Billy Hatcher, NiGHTS,
OL,12,FYentl McRabbi, Riceman - the man who   
OL,13,Fcried rice - and Tramboo, the tramp    
OL,14,Fmade out of bamboo.                    
OL,16,BWorst of all was its literal attempt to
OL,17,Bsurf the zeitgeist with Green Dog,     
OL,18,Bcoming across more like a damp uncle   
OL,19,Bslithering around on his tummy-tum at a
OL,20,Bcool dude's hip-hop luncheon.          
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OL,5,BThe biggest issue with Green Dog The   
OL,6,BBeached Surfer Dude isn't its flailing 
OL,7,Battempt to appear cool, but that its   
OL,8,Bflailing attempt to appear cool        
OL,9,Bdirectly impacts the gameplay.         
OL,11,FThe lolling, laid-back gait of the     
OL,12,Ftitle character makes for a slow-paced 
OL,13,Fand vague platform nonsense, rendering 
OL,14,Fit hard to judge jumps and aim your    
OL,15,Ffrisbee at enemies.                    
OL,17,BSkating and flying stages enliven      
OL,18,Bmatters only slightly, and it results  
OL,19,Bin a repetitive platformer which feels 
OL,20,Blike you've necked a gallon of downers.
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OL,5,BWithout wishing to smear Green Dog with
OL,6,Bthe faintest of praise, it at least    
OL,7,Blooks and sounds fairly nice.          
OL,9,FHowever, there are decent acoustics in 
OL,10,Fthe Sistine Chapel too, but it doesn't 
OL,11,Fmean it isn't also a grotesque monument
OL,12,Fto an outdated institution with a long 
OL,13,Fof history of dubious behaviour.       
OL,15,BYou might be able to slap a baseball   
OL,16,Bcap on The Pope, but he'll still be    
OL,17,Bfigurehead of a religion which believes
OL,18,Byou'll go to Hell if you so much as    
OL,19,Blook at a French tickler.              
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OL,8,B              GENRE:GPlatformer        
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OL,10,B           GRAPHICS:G7.5               
OL,11,B              SOUND:G7.0               
OL,12,B           GAMEPLAY:G4.5               
OL,13,B        ORIGINALITY:G4.5               
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OL,15,CSUMMARY:FLandfill platformer which is  
OL,16,Fmore a limp attempt to bolster Sega's  
OL,17,Fstable of characters "with attitude".  
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OL,19,CM      OVERALL:A51%GBrown bog...       
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